Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Here's a tip: Don't hold the burning end

If you are a moron, and happen to be in Macon Thursday, I've got a real educational opportunity for you. From John Oxendine's office:
Atlanta – Insurance Commissioner John W. Oxendine and Macon-Bibb County Fire Chief Marvin Riggins will conduct a fireworks education and safety demonstration on Thursday, June 26, at 11 a.m.

Oxendine and Chief Riggins will conduct a demonstration on the proper use of legal Georgia sparklers.

I hope they set something on fire. But, then, I prefer comedy to safety.

By the way - we could have two (potential) gubernatorial candidates in Macon Thursday, and at about the same time. I understand Lt. Gov. Casey Cagle will be here for and educational roundtable (whatever that is) and a tour of the dialysis center at the Medical Center of Central Georgia.

I doubt an open flame will be involved in either of those events, but you never know.

UPDATE:
According to his office, Lt. Gov. Cagle is going to be here for a roundtable with school board superintendents in the morning. After lunch he's touring the dialysis unit at the Medical Center.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where is the tame Lucid Idiocy we used to know and love?

Best headline in a while.

VernonJonesforSenate.Blogspot.com said...

We do like what you do however.

Lucid Idiocy said...

The original name of this post was, For example: Don't throw them into a pool of gasoline.

Funnier or not?

verjonesforsenate.blogspot.com said...

Equally funny.

Tina said...

Good Job! :)