Monday, August 6, 2007

Unnamed Political Tournament Semifinals - Down Under update

A homing pigeon just arrived at The Telegraph from the summit of Ayer's Rock in Australia's Northern Territory. Scrawled on a small piece of rolled parchment the bird carried was this phrase "Bishop to roll."

Travis, who we last heard was trekking across the Amadeus Basin with nothing but a boomerang, a 12-pack of warm Foster's and Paul Hogan, went on to write: "I'm going to predict a Staton-Bishop final, with Bishop by about 5-10 percent."

Think he knows what he's talking about? Or has he taken one too many shots to the head from an angry Kangaroo?

The final round starts Wednesday...

Sixteen politicians enter, one politician leaves.

- Matt Barnwell

2 comments:

Erick Erickson said...

You know, you guys missed a great opportunity. You should have put Sonny against Larry O'Neal in the first round -- see how well the Governor does against his lawyer.

Never root against a lawyer, they've got damn dirty lawyer tricks to sneak up on you.

VictoratGaImproper said...

everything has an explanation, rumor has it Travis had an accident with that boomerang:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/
georgiaimproper/863588002/
in/set-72157600932724366/