Over the years, a crack reporter like myself learns a few things that, for one reason or another, he just can't print.
That changes today. Because, to be a famous blogger, you have to say something controversial, and be first with news.
So, to start with, the Loch Ness monster lives in Lake Tobesofkee. If I was at all Internet savvy, I'd link you to the youtube video that proves it. Or possibly to wikipedia, the repository of all human knowledge.
Also - did you hear that Georgia quarterback Matt Stafford cavorts with Auburn girls in Talladega? Of course you did. It was on the Internet.
But I'm blowing the lid off of something much bigger today.
Georgia Head Coach Mark Richt is known to consort with a certain young lady from Tallahassee.
- Pizza dough is made largely of dead mouse.
- Sources say Fred Thompson, who may run for president as a Republican, is gay, or something else that bothers you.
- Reportedly, Gov. Sonny Perdue shot Aaron Burr. Apparently Burr made a passing mention of Oaky Woods to a reporter.
Abortion! Illegal immigrants! Paris Hilton!
And welcome to Lucid Idiocy, where after this post, everything will be true.
You know, pretty much.